destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

(со страницы punnier)

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

(Источник: nosdrinker из блога dutchster)

lexicalnuncance:

Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and well……this is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 

SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER

(со страницы plumey)

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(Источник: copernicus-qwark из блога dutchster)

katara:

i’m not racist i love chinese food 

(со страницы uhmeliamay)

unclefather:

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

(со страницы officialfrenchtoast)

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

(со страницы plumey)

vaganas:

this video keeps me young

(Источник: nevereverbeensosatisfied из блога baesknees)

(Источник: laurahaie из блога sp8sexual)

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(Источник: laurahaie из блога sp8sexual)

osamah:

what the fuckc was spy kids anyway

(Источник: objectifications из блога officialfrenchtoast)

Timestamp: 1409139322

osamah:

what the fuckc was spy kids anyway

(Источник: objectifications из блога officialfrenchtoast)

#marriage

(со страницы plumey)

(Источник: placentipede из блога dutchster)

Timestamp: 1408998537

(Источник: placentipede из блога dutchster)

vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

(со страницы officialfrenchtoast)

(Источник: scream из блога dutchster)

Timestamp: 1408998383

(Источник: scream из блога dutchster)

(Источник: lobekardashians из блога dutchster)

Timestamp: 1408998360

(Источник: lobekardashians из блога dutchster)