owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

(со страницы sp8sexual)

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

okay im going to watch frozen

um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes

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wheres the hole

the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????

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palmist:

i love this blooper 

(со страницы dutchster)

Timestamp: 1410717606

palmist:

i love this blooper 

(со страницы dutchster)

meladoodle:

i was thinking to myself like maaan the brain is pretty amazing and then i realised it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky asshole.

(Источник: meladoodle из блога reginaa-phalange)

ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

(со страницы sp8sexual)

daily-dose-of-dana:

jesus christ himself literally created this show

(Источник: lightsofmay из блога sp8sexual)

Timestamp: 1410713472

daily-dose-of-dana:

jesus christ himself literally created this show

(Источник: lightsofmay из блога sp8sexual)

palmist:

you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination 

(со страницы dutchster)

(Источник: galifianafuck из блога dutchster)

Timestamp: 1410712413

(Источник: galifianafuck из блога dutchster)

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(со страницы gleeddicted)

misty-tears:

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD

(со страницы dutchster)

Timestamp: 1410709932

misty-tears:

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD

(со страницы dutchster)

(Источник: lumixercalderic из блога dutchster)

Timestamp: 1410709854

(Источник: lumixercalderic из блога dutchster)

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

(Источник: baracknobama из блога dutchster)

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

(Источник: heteroh из блога officialfrenchtoast)

piewinchesters:

The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche

(Источник: evgeniemalkin из блога dutchster)